Coldcard Breach: Hardware Believers Burned at 78%
78% on Polymarket that the Coldcard $100 million breach accelerates regulatory action on self-custody hardware standards within twelve months. The number deserves scrutiny. This theft is categorically different from exchange hacks — the victims followed every protocol, used cold storage, did everything the orthodoxy prescribed, and lost anyway. That changes the political economy of crypto regulation in ways that exchange collapses do not: legislators who struggled to generate sympathy for FTX customers can now point to people who were careful. The market is pricing that asymmetry correctly. What would move me off this position: evidence the attack vector was user error rather than a firmware-level compromise, which would reframe it as an exchange hack wearing different clothes.
